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VHS and Kill Pillow

VHS and Kill Pillow

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

Validate Me Daddy Candy Heart Pillow

Validate Me Daddy Candy Heart Pillow

Nothing feels better than a little validation, especially not on one of the most romantic holidays! Celebrate Valentines day with this funny and cheeky, "Validate Me Daddy" candy heart parody, Valentines day shirt!

Over-educated Cat Lady Pillow

Over-educated Cat Lady Pillow

I'm just a sad, lonely, over-educated, under-loved, millennial - but at least my cats love me! Show off your sassy sarcasm and love of cats with this funny, "Over-educated Cat Lady" black cat design!

Gobble Me Swallow Me Turkey Pillow

Gobble Me Swallow Me Turkey Pillow

The holidays mean it's time for some wet ass poultry! Show off your WAP with this, "Gobble Me Swallow Me" holiday parody design. Perfect for eating turkey, and celebrating the holidays!

Blessed Yule Pillow

Blessed Yule Pillow

Celebrate the season this yule! This "Blessed Yule" design features candles, holly leaves and berries, and a pentagram. Perfect for your Pagan, Wiccan, yuletide holiday cheer!

Live Laugh Scream Pillow

Live Laugh Scream Pillow

Life is full of laughs, but also things that make me want to scream. Y'all don't mind if I just holler, do you?

Classic Monstera Monsters Pillow

Classic Monstera Monsters Pillow

Show off your love of plants and classic monsters with this funny, monstera leaf parody! Perfect for loving Frankenstein, Dracula, Mummies and monstera plants!

Life Is Husking Relentless Pillow

Life Is Husking Relentless Pillow

Life is hard and I wish people would leave me the husk alone. Not to mention everything is so cornfusing! Like walking through a maze!

I'm Not Okay Pillow

I'm Not Okay Pillow

Hi there, I hope you're having a wonderful day! Oh me? Hahaha, I'm not okay! But that's okay! Maybe tomorrow will be better!

You Had Me At Meow Pillow

You Had Me At Meow Pillow

That moment when the local Stray comes your direction under the neon lights of the district and it only takes one little word... "Meow" and your heart, along with all your mortal posessions, are forfeit to this fuzzy little creature.

I Never Asked The Government To F*** Me Pillow

I Never Asked The Government To F*** Me Pillow

Dear government - We women did not ask for you to royally F*** us over. We never asked you to understand, we only ask for you to show basic human empathy. Clearly, empathy is an alien language to you.

Feral Fam Pillow

Feral Fam Pillow

Don't make me go feral, you won't like me when I'm feral! Feral girl summer, ran and brought to you buy your local trash cats.

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Pillow

Neck Long, Patience Short Goose Pillow

Neck Long, Patience Short, don't test me. This goose will heck you up if you get too close. Show off your sassy and impatient attitude with this goose holding a knife.

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Pillow

I Will Feast On Your Corpse Mushroom Pillow

I Will Feast On Your Dying, decaying Corpse - yum yum. This sassy, hungry, and adorable mushroom is ready to recycle.

Assorted Furry Butts Pillow

Assorted Furry Butts Pillow

Furry butts drive me NUTS! Whatever your fursona is, I wanna see it's rear. Show me that booty!

They See Me Rollin' Butt Scooter Pillow

They See Me Rollin' Butt Scooter Pillow

Every 90's kid knows the pain of crushing your finger underneath the dreaded gym class butt scooter. Take a walk down memory lane with this funny shirt featuring illustrations of a butt scooter and the phrase "They See Me Rollin They Hatin.

Drinking Tea Is Punk Pillow

Drinking Tea Is Punk Pillow

Coffee is way too overrated. Drinking tea is not only the next best thing but also the punkiest beverage out there. Drinking liquid created by crushed, dead leaves is oh so very punk.

You Can't Fool Me I Watch True Crime Pillow

You Can't Fool Me I Watch True Crime Pillow

You must beware of those who are avid watchers of true crime documentaries. There's no way you can get past their spidey senses and skills in seeking out bullshit. You can try but you won't be able to get away with it.

Solarpunk Dreams Pillow

Solarpunk Dreams Pillow

Solarpunk is a literary genre and art movement that envisions how the future might look if humanity succeeded in solving major contemporary challenges with an emphasis on sustainability, human impact on the environment, climate change, and pollution. Sounds like a dream, sign me up, let's make this happen.

You Expected A Cute Bun Bun But It Was Me DIO Pillow

You Expected A Cute Bun Bun But It Was Me DIO Pillow

Ah, who else but Dio???!?! Whether you can trust a cute bunny ever again, you can at least be weary about the endeavor while chilling in this punny Dio bun bun tee!

Hot Girl Gamer Pillow

Hot Girl Gamer Pillow

I may be a hot girl gamer, but just because I like to play video games, it doesn't mean you Incel dweeb gamer boys can talk down to me. I'm a hot girl, I do hot shit, I will crush you.

Blow Me Daddy Game Cartridge Parody Pillow

Blow Me Daddy Game Cartridge Parody Pillow

Please blow me... hard. Otherwise I won't be able to work so you can play with me, teehee.

My Nightmare Totoro Pillow

My Nightmare Totoro Pillow

Hey there neighbor... All alone by the bus stop I see... would you like some... cOmpANy?

Cute Smile Pillow

Cute Smile Pillow

Don't you just love it when someone gives you the cutest smile? Yeah, Ditto.

Cute Smile Pillow

Cute Smile Pillow

Don't you just love it when someone gives you the cutest smile? Yeah, Ditto.

You Make Me Corny Pillow

You Make Me Corny Pillow

You're so hot, you make my kernals pop! I'm so corny for you, I just wanna rip off this husk and show you my cob.

I'd Like To Cancel Adulthood Pillow

I'd Like To Cancel Adulthood Pillow

I'd Like To Cancel Adulthood, please, like it's starting to stress me out...

Danger Cube Pillow

Danger Cube Pillow

Beware the danger cube! Trust me, that's not jello. The only flavor it comes in is death.

Mew Have My Heart, Valentine Pillow

Mew Have My Heart, Valentine Pillow

Will mew be mine, valentine? I'd make the purrfect significant other. Let me take mew out on a date.

Give Me Taco Or Give Me Death Pillow

Give Me Taco Or Give Me Death Pillow

We demand tacos! Give us the tacos or give us death! We're fighting for all taco lovers and foodies here. Join us if you love tacos just as much!

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